i believed it all

okay, i lied.

i used to say i thought it was cute when babies learned to pull up and stand up on their own. i used to say i thought it was cute when they’d start doing it all the time. i used to say i thought it was cute when they did it in the middle of the night – waking up, practicing, and getting stuck, with the only recourse to scream uncrontrollably until rescue was imminent.

i lied.

this is not cute.

not at 10:30pm.
not at 12:30am.
not at 1:30am.
not at 4am.
not at 5am.
and certainly never, ever at 7:30am.

not. at. all.

today’s title is from the show stop the world, i wanna get off.

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